So Obama is going on the Jay Leno show tonight, the first stting president ever to do so. See and everyone thought the economy was is severe crisis, the banking industry in a shambles and we are struggling in Afganistan. How can it be when the great one Obama is going to yuck it up with Jay Leno? He just needs a break from all this exhausting running the country stuff. Michelle has probably always wanted to get tickets for the show but couldn't so she's going to use the bully pulpit now. His next stop will be Oprah of course so she can lick his boots ( and quietly apologize for backing off on the public support when her ratings were suffering from it) But it's all ok now she can scream publicly again and no one is the wiser.
My favorite today is Chris Dodd saying that Gheitner made him take out the no bonuses for bail out recipients. Even though he recieved over $100,000 in campaign donations from AIG alone. They figure since Timmy can't get anyone to work for him they'll just make him their whipping boy.